MY LIFE WITH MORRISSEY


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So renowned SpongeBob Squarepants director Andrew Overtoom attended one of the parties at Ravenseye, with his crew in tow just in case DJS might say, "sure, you can shoot a scene here during the party, no problem!" Which is how, in the middle of the night (well after midnight, anyway) we wound up capturing this immortal slice of drama (with Liz Adamson standing in on boom mike duty, I might add).


Jacqui approaches Ravenseye, having sleuthed out a potential Moz hangout using her trusty Thomas Guide.


This was shot before I repainted the door, by the way.


The expression of the party host quickly curdles when he sees Jacqui has come back, ONE ... MORE ... TIME.


Jacqui's duds are new, but her babble is the same-old.


Our Hero gives Jacqui the heave-ho.


The Creature sneaking into this shot was a total accident, I swear.


Adios. BUT - !


The ever-determined Jacqui charges!


Thank Zeus for deadbolts.


Here's an example of the magic of motion pictures, folks. Jacqui has just been rescued by Morrissey, his ownself. But he's about to drive away. In a last-ditch gesture of complete romantic desperation (not to mention delusion), Jacqui yanks up her top and flashes the departing pop star. But ... thanks to clever cutting, those are NOT Jacqui's breasts, no matter how much you're fantasizing right now. Not hers. Nope. Stunt breasts. It's true. Really. I have proof - DJS

 

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